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Great Pyramid of Giza | Four-Star Review T-Shirt

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The Great Pyramid of Giza has survived millennia. Now it has to survive a customer review.

Built as Khufu’s tomb, it still contains his stone sarcophagus in the King’s Chamber. This imaginary visitor gives it four stars: “Twenty years to build. Sarcophagus empty. Rude.” The twenty-year figure comes from Herodotus’s much later account, not a verified construction schedule.

Ancient engineering, modern expectations, and one reviewer who apparently thought the pharaoh would still be available for questions.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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