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Stone Age – No Wi-Fi, Excellent Fire T-Shirt

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The Stone Age — ★★★★☆

No Wi-Fi. Excellent fire.

Four stars. Would visit again. Possibly after someone invents indoor plumbing.

Welcome to the Stone Age. The accommodation is basic, the entertainment is largely outdoors, and the evening activities revolve around a very enthusiastic fire pit.

For millions of years, our prehistoric ancestors survived without electricity, supermarkets, smartphones or the ability to complain about any of those things online.

They developed stone tools, learned to control fire and eventually created art, built communities and laid the foundations for everything we now consider civilisation.

The amenities were questionable. The achievements were rather impressive.

Our Stone Age T-shirt imagines prehistoric life as a modern travel review — complete with a four-star rating and a refreshingly straightforward assessment of the facilities.

A bold, minimalist red-and-white design featuring a blazing campfire and the review:

★★★★☆

“No Wi-Fi. Excellent fire.”

For archaeology enthusiasts, prehistoric history lovers, camping obsessives and anyone who suspects civilisation peaked before email.

The Stone Age. BYO everything.

An original Temporary Tourist design celebrating destinations that disappeared long before anyone thought to open a souvenir shop.

Select color: White

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Stone Age – No Wi-Fi, Excellent Fire T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Shipping & returns

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