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Napoleon – There Is Nothing We Can Do Pixel Art T-Shirt

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He conquered much of Europe. He crowned himself Emperor of the French. He reorganised governments, rewrote laws and marched armies across a continent.

And then there was Russia.

Napoleon’s disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 became one of history’s most spectacular military reversals. His empire survived the immediate catastrophe, but its decline was underway.

Our There Is Nothing We Can Do T-shirt reimagines Napoleonic defeat as a pixel-art video game with an exceptionally unhelpful final screen.

A little military history. A little retro gaming. An emperor who has clearly run out of extra lives.

For Napoleon enthusiasts, history nerds, retro gamers and people familiar with the occasional catastrophic strategic decision.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Napoleon – There Is Nothing We Can Do Pixel Art T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

Shipping & returns

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